FAIL.
Angelina has been covering her big fat baby belly with just whatevers been handy really for a few weeks now and she decided she was tired of having to carry shit infront of her fat bump and instead announced it by wearing a skintight black dress. She thought she could maybe take a little bit of the attention away from herself by making sure that Brad looked hella fug.
Brad thinks hes in the 70s and that isn't the truth. Jennifer Aniston is coming out of this shit looking like roses because his hot has faded significantly in recent years and Maniston's is pretty much staying the same. She is having baby fat injected though or some shit because you do not hit 39 and still look like a 28 year old where im from. Brangelina are so old. Speidi is so now!
Speidi are going to win Oscars! They will rule the world!
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