Crack Tears

April 25th, 2008

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Amy Winehouse was sent to the police station today after she basically beat the shit out of two guys in a pub. One because he was playing pool and Wino decided she was ready to play and his ass better step aside, the other because he was hailing a cab for her and Wino decided he was trying to molest her sexy body and hit him. She is such an elegant lady. I remember at my etiquette training, that is exactly what they told us to do too. If you want something from life, beat a bitch down! Okay maybe it wasn't so much etiquette training as crack-dealer training, i can't remember really, i was high throughout.

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Heres Wino out last night partying her ass off. She is a funny crack clown. Just like the one at my 4th Birthday party who showed me his hoohaa.

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