The Beauty and the Beast.
February 14th, 2008IMAGE REMOVED at request of PEOPLE MAGAZINE.
Guess who the beast is? If you guessed The Tranny then you win $50!
Christina Aguilera looks as fake as ever, melting her makeup laden ass all over her cute new 'Max' for her People cover. Christina probably had to pay OK magazine to publish this shit because no one gives a god-damn shit about her ass! And the mags have to save for J.Lo cause that ho is going to demand an island and four jets for pics of her duo. I bet she made it so she'd have twins for double magazine pay…the girl is clever!
Christina is totally praying that Max is gay so she can hand down her chaps like a family heirloom. At least he doesn't have Jordy's nose! Babies totally all look the same though unless they are unfortunate or perfect, like Suri. I'm actually not going to lie, Christina looks pretty good here, probably because she gave up with the monthly-rag-lipstick she always plasters on. Girlfriend has nice eyes and BJ lips. Don't let Britney see this, she will break down.
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