Phoebe Price is dlisted.com's "Hot Babe" and there is no denying that Michael K's obessesion with her has made her into someone who is getting a lot more coverage than your average fucking insane fame obsessed seat-filler would.

She blatantly loves the attention. I think her schedule is this

6am: Wake up. Make mom get me starbucks
6.45am: Work out. Massage cheekbones into correct position.
8.30am: First google namesearch of the day. Visit Dlisted, PerezHilton, TMZ etc…
10am: If no fruitful coverage has been covered this week, call a press conference outside of Chanel.
11am: Have mom write press conference speech whilst I walk up and down all the hottest spots. Memo to self: Ivy will reject.
1pm: Press conference time. Try my best to read the letter without pausing or squinting at paper.
1.02pm - 1.08pm: Pose infront of Chanel.
2pm: Much overdue Google namesearch!!!!111!!!!
3pm: Call Paparazzi and let them know you will be going to the beach
4pm: Beach paparazzi opportunity
7pm: Rush home to google search myself again.
9pm: Send some demos out.
10pm: Google search again
11pm: Email photos of myself to lots of influential people.
12pm: Spend the next four hours begging party planners to have me
1am: Change Tampon. CHANGE TAMPON!!!!!!!

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