Carrot Nose and SnaggleToof
July 13th, 2008You know Madonna and Gwnney Paltrow get together to lez off and talk about how they can save the world? Or how Bono and Bob Geldoff do exactly the same thing? Well those are examples of annoying people coming together to at least try and do good for their own grattification.
Miley Cyrus and Ashley Tisdale, however, probably have conversations more like this.
Ashley Tisdale and her Fug Nose: Omg i saw your photos on the internet again. How does that keep happening?
Miley Cyrus and her Fug Teefs: I DONT KNOW! (In a Monica Gellar impression. Die, bitch!) I just know that it's really, like, annoying, now the whole world knows my big secret that I was dating Nick Jonas. It's so embarrasing. i just want my privacy, you know?
Ashley Tisdale: I totally know, it's so difficult, especially with my giant ugly nose and all. I'm so ashamed of it!
Miley: Your nose is cute. You should just rock it. Or get more work done.
Ashley: I was thinking tha…oh my god look at that dress, isn't it cute. It's like, totally my colour too!
Miley: Oh my god i love it. And those shoes are so, like, AWESOME.
Ashley: Let's buy them!
Later that evening.
Ashley: I'm bored.
Miley: Do you want to go shopping?
Ashley: No, i've already spent like twenty grand today! Maybe again tomorrow. I need to scratch my snatch.
Miley: I have an idea. LETS MAKE A YOUTUBE VIDEO. Everyone loves us and you know people on youtube would love to see us on a video together, how awesome would that be? Like, really awesome!
Ashley: Can you light it so people don't see my nose so bad?
Miley: I have professional lighting in my youtube video room! Don't worry girl!
Ashley: What would we do?
Miley: LOL!!!! You don't have to do anything on a youtube video. Just talk a lot about yourself. It's awesome!
Ashley: Yay!
Later that week.
Ashley (On Phone): Miley, i've been reading some of those youtube video comments. People notice my nose! They are being really horrible about it!
Miley (On Phone, using other hand to awkwardly hold a camera above her head and pout intermittently at it, before checking the LCD to see if it needs deleted and reshot) : Uh…oh….like, what did they say?
Ashley: Well here's one.. "That bitch has one fucked up nose! It looks like shes shoved eight spades and two carrots in there! FUG!" , like can you see how that hurts my feelings?
Miley: Uhm, yeah. That's a shame.
Ashley: Heres another. "She is so fucking ugly i had to turn to vomit, then I looked back at the screen and i threw up again. It was like two girls one cup, except two girls one fucking ugly nosejob!"
Miley: Like, woah, that is like, totally un-necesary.
Ashley (whinging): This one is like the meanest of all though. "Her nose is the visual representation of satan and offends my eyes more than anything i've seen thus far in my life. Also, that Miley slut has fucked up toofs!"
Miley: Hold. On. WHAT THE FUCK? WHAT. THE . FUCK. Like, how DARE they? Who do these NERDS think they are. DAAAD. DAAAAAAAAAAAD COME UP HERE. CALL THE LAWYERS.
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