Britney the new Milli Vanilli?
March 24th, 2008According to Henry Rollins, Britney Spears isn't quite singing all of her own songs.
Rollins was talking about how it always is a good idea to befriend the sound engineers at any music studio, because they're the ones with the best stories.
"They have the black chick come in and sing, and Britney sings over it, and they mix them together. She gets her phrasing basically from this older R&B woman. I found that out talking to an engineer. Britney apparently isn't actually the worst singer, she just has no feel. So they bring in this older black woman who sings the song, then Britney sings to it, and they kind of make a mix of the two voices, and that's what you hear on the records."
This might explain
A) Why Britney didn't leave JIVE records after her contract expired and she could've signed a very big deal with another label
B) This blind item which has been floating around for a while.
C) Why her voice has changed from croaky screaming to basically sighs and groans ever since her first album. Maybe they are phasing the black chick out?
But doesn't explain why
A) The bitch still sounds like a prostitute frog on cat-nip throughout all of her songs.
B) Why she clearly sings some of her shit live (and we are talking super rarely here) and it sounds like her.
C) I still will buy her stupid ass CDs. Dumb ho.
Heres some crazy ass Britney fan's youtube video of her "live" wailings. YOU decide wether the voice you hear is the same voice that you hear on her cds. I really don't give a rats ass and I'm so confused right now. I'm just going to pop open this bottle of wine now.
March 24th, 2008 at 9:51 pm
it’s her please i though everyone got over the whole she can’t sing thing long ago we all know she can sing maybe not well but she can. she not ashlee simpson people besides there’s always someone who claims to know something “new” about brit every second without and inch of proof.