Britney,

When the fuck will you leave me alone? Bitch, I’ve tried everything. Looking like a tranny, looking like a whore, looking like a trannywhore, nothing seems to work. Like why is it very time I do something spectacular you just swoop in eating those Hash Browns. And you even had the audacity to make it sound like my classic hit Fighter. My earth mother told me you did this to me on purpose, and I bet this song is about me too. I hope Sean Preston shits on your blouse today. Anyway bitch, I hope your shitty song keeps gettin’ better, cuz I’m giving out charity blow jobs.

- Xtina

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