Britney Spears, above, is pictured when she first spotted a Giant Walking Frappucino. Sources say that the Frap “Didn’t stand a chance”. Brit Brit legged it faster than she has in twelve months towards that frap “like a rabid dog”. 

On-lookers also reported that the frap was “In great distress” throughout. Spears seemed pleased though, making a rare candid comment to onlooking paparazzo “That was the best frap i ever did done have! Y’all know Brit could use some cheetos and lip balm right about now!”

In reality, this photo was one of many taken when Britney showed up at a school in the Bronx, New York to do a meet and greet with some kids. Her new leaf tastes like Caramel Dulce de Leche.