Britney opens VMAs without spittle or tumbleweed!
Britney Spears opened the show with a cameo as expected at the 2008 VMAs, and suddenly I feel like we are back in 2001. Spears looked pretty much exactly like the girl we knew years ago with her comedy skit opening which was fucking terribly written and performed, but served as a vehicle for Spears to open live. She then led into Rihanna, who was of course shit and will never be Britney. Spears later won her first VMA for Female Video in 'Piece of Me'.
Brit Brit later won awards for Best Pop Video, and Video of the Year. This makes this the first year for that ho to one any award, and im seriously thinking they have been smoking cracky crack when they snubbed TOXIC for a video of her doing The Unicorn dancemove instead.
I guess she deserves something for making The Unicorn happen, but i suspect its less of an award and more of a swift slap around the jaw.
In other news, the VMAS suck ass when Britney isn't somewhere in the frame, and it looks like all of 13 people can fit in the tiny fucking room they've staged it all in, which feels quarter of the size of last years spectacle. Pink's So What was the only other real highlight.
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Harshly put, but….I totally agree with you. every. bit. of it.