Divas stick togetha
Our favourite hoes have banded together to tell cancer to fuck off. Mariah Carey, Beyonce, Mary J. Blige, Ashanti, Keyshia Cole, Ciara, Rihanna, Leona Lewis, Fergie, Natasha Bedingfield, Sheryl Crow, Melissa Etheridge, Miley Cyrus, LeAnne Rimes and Carrie Underwood fight to be the best vah-jay-jay out there.
Great song, first of all. But let's be serious for a second. Who were the biggest whores of that song?
Winners: Beyonce, Carrie Underwood, Fergie
Losers: Mariah Carey, Ashanti, LeAnne Rimes, Ciara
The ending is kind of funny. You can tell Mariah Carey is trying to tell Leona Lewis to DIAF, by doing her signature screaming.
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