Beyonce has really bad timing.
Beyonce and Britney are both really, really ridiculously famous and successful, but Beyonce hasn’t had two months of hype about a comeback to fuel the release of her new music video, so I’m wondering why in the fuck Matthew Knowles decided to release“If I Were a Boy’s” music video on the same day that “Womanizer” hit tvs across America. Then i realized Matthew Knowles isn’t the most slender man, and has planned it all to get a mouth full of cheetos dipped in frapp. Larry Rudolph will be gnawing on his arm by this evening.
Beyonce is going to get her ass egged by a million angry Britney Spears fans now.Â
Snap Verdict: Good Song, Dull ass pretentious video.
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