Bai Ling can't even do public celebrity arrest normal! Whilst Paris and Lilo know the score and do crack off of hookers then drive their cars into pedestrians, Bai just doesn't have the composure and decides to steal tabloids in which she probably found a collective 4 sentences about her in, and not positive sentences either.

TMZ.COM reports: Law enforcement sources tell us Ling walked into the gift shop around 4:30 PM yesterday — and walked out with the goods; total value around $16. She was placed under citizen's arrest by a shop employee. We're told that a "cooperative but crying" Ling was taken by Airport Police to the station, where she was booked for theft.
A court date has been set for March 5.

Bai should have tried the "Don't you know who I am?" line to which the employee would have replied, "No, Bitch!" and smacked her down with a right hook to the eye.  How dare they arrest Bai Bai? Don't they know she is a gift sent to us by aliens from outer space? Bai is going to take advantage of this to try and get herself a page 34 in People.

She still had time to share this amazing insight with us from her blog though

"Delayed the flight, wondring [sic] again in the airport like a ghost, why can't I just be the sun smile? My heart is a little sad now, casted by the melody of life …"

Bai Ling is truly a library of profound thoughts on life. Her heart is a little sad now! It kills me! I love her so much. I want her to be my pet. I'd care for her.

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