Avril Lavigne will kick you in the box.
Avril Lavigne is about as punk as a gay poodle, but that doesn't mean she doesn't try to keep up appearances. Take this nugget from her Maxim magazine interview for example.
Some chick came up to me and got in my face and said something, so I kicked her in the box and shoved her. I don't go looking for fights, but if someone comes up to me and pushes me, I'm not going to take it.
Not only is she a master of words, but she is also pretty fond of kicking people "in the box". I kicked my girlfriend in the box once. There was blood and death. It wasn't a good time.
Avril continued…
'You're not punk rock, blah, blah, blah .. .' Look, I never once said I was punk. I don't want to be punk. I'm just a really strong, opinionated person.
Is this bitch for real? I have seriously met corpses more opinionated than this trash. I just so happen to live in a cemetary and have a penchant for digging up opinionated corpses though. It gets better
"After this interview, I'm going to go up the Sunset Strip with my friend, get wasted … and get pizza. I'm the kind of girl who, when I go to a bar or a club, I just want to get wasted, dance and hang out."
Ah yes, theres nothing quite like the girl who throws up a vodka pizza mix in your mouth to take home for a night of passion. Avril Lavigne is clearly a sophistocated catch of a girl. Okay i can't lie any more im going to find this bitch and kick her box and see how she likes it! Dumb slut can't go about kicking in vaginas like thats a hot thing to do, because kicking the babyburper is not pretty and not civil! It's like being slapped on the balls. That is no fun for anyone. Bitch.
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