When I was 12 I was snorting coke and doing crystal meth whilst talking to clothes hampers so I guess im not too impressed, but Amy Winehouse recently dragged her 12 year old god daughter into a nightclub where she proceeded to.

• Get Plastered
• Fall on her face.
• Barge into the DJ box to abuse the DJ.
• Punch a fan
• Throw glasses at the paparazzi

More than anything I'd like to meet the mother who left her 12 year old daughter with Amy Winehouse. That bitch needs charged with attempted murder. I bet the 12 year old was confused and shit when her mother was crying and kissing her forehead goodbye when Wino showed up to take her away.

When I was a kid my parents threatened my cute behind with "the bad boys home" if I didn't behave. They used to make me believe it was this house on the hill down from where I lived. My ass shit stones and shut the hell up when they threatened that crap. Kids these days need discipline and threatening them with a trip to Auntie Amy is the perfect way to keep those tiny cute bundles of shit and peepee in line!

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