All American Fannyfarts!
Feminist icon Heidi Montag and general asshole Spencer Pratt are seen here in Washington D.C having a very real and spontaneous moment of love overlooking some of it's finest landmarks. This was a beautiful journey of patriotism and romantic connection between two innocent lovebirds in a city of history.
Abe Lincoln would vomit at this. Then squeeze Heidi's fake funbags.
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SHUT IT DOWN. SHUT IT DOWN RIGHT NOW.
about 1 month ago - No comments
It’s bad enough that Jordan pranced her orangutan ass into a sound booth to let autotune haul her ass over a song as it sweated and strained violently, but this fuckery is too much. Alice Deejay called from 1999 to say “You can keep my reject song, bitch!” and the British public called to say More >
This is what true heartache looks like.
about 3 months ago - No comments
I know, it’s heartbreaking to see pictures like the one above, but you must pull yourself together for the following graphic journey into the very core of heartache. I never realize that I’ve actually never felt real lovehurt until i saw these touching and deeply emotional pictures of Saint Heidi Montag of Beverley mourning the fake More >
Uh Oh.
about 3 months ago - No comments
Immediately after watching this video I called homeland security to ensure that they still definitely had nuclear weaponry, because now that Heidi’s skipped a few stages of education to go straight to “shooting shit up” then we are definitely going to need to keep our fingers near that button. A dumb, fame hungry blonde with More >
Heidi Montag continues to be a feminist icon part 30304
about 4 months ago - No comments
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But where will I see such high caliber acting now?
about 5 months ago - No comments
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Heidi Montag is still a feminist icon.
about 5 months ago - No comments
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about 5 months ago - No comments
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about 6 months ago - 1 comment
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about 6 months ago - No comments
Since Saint Heidi’s face is scaring the children, we are unfortunately being deprived the Annual Heidi & Spencer ‘Paparazzi Candids’ of their true, raw, unbridled love giving to one another. However, never one to disappoint, Heidi decided to open up her other talents to the world and fortunately for us this didn’t involve her caterwauling like More >
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about 7 months ago - No comments
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about 2 years ago
They’re actually a very cute couple, if they weren’t such outrageous publicity whores I could almost stomach them!