Abba are like Kings and Queens of the gay universe, and the universe of parents. Thats why my parents and all of the bitches and homos I know are itching their snatches at the prospect of Mamma Mia! which is the Sex and the City for those over the age of 80. Anyway, Abba got back together for the first time in 22 years at the Stockholm premiere for Mamma Mia!

I've decided not to show my mum this picture because I'm pretty sure she'd pass out and throw up with excitement at the same time. That is not a situation i'm okay to deal with. I'd probably leave her ass on the floor for a couple of hours and then forget it ever happened until I come back and smell tuna later that month. Nasty. I love mums. Knitting and Abba for all.