The Wackness Ad.
Sony Classics have a new movie coming out this summer titled The Wackness. No it's not a Diary of Mariah Carey movie, that shit would be called "A Unicorn, An Ice Cream Cart, and a chola lickout from Da Brat!". Anyway, this movie stars Famke Janssen whom i'd gently make love to by a fire.
It also stars Ben Kingsley, Josh Peck, Olivia Thrilby and Mary-Kate Olsen, who i'd poke with a stick already on fire. Just kidding. I need to see this movie now just to see MK Olsen selling dope. I don't know if that's what her character calls for, but im 100% sure it will have made the cut in the movie anyway. Method acting!
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