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Up until a week ago, I was Miley Cyrus‘ biggest fan. I just loved everything about her, including how she looks like a pug dog. But now, that bitch is going down. Her Sunday school friend is seriously a hot piece of ass, and knocks my ego down a few points. Haven’t decided whether my first encounter with Justin Gaston will involve some light bondage or feeding each other peanut butter with our fingers. With that LA-Deli.com awards him hotness of the week. A prestigious honor.
Who nearly won: Britney Spears, P!nk, Fergie, Dane Cook, The Pussycat Dolls.
Leona Lewis‘ record label is doing what Rihanna’s label did with her new album, milk it for all its worth with new tracks being added to the re-release of Spirit, set for release in November in the UK. Except while Rihanna had great songs, Leona looks like she had to eat shit for this supposed new track, Nowhere Left to Go. The rapper makes me want to shove a giant tampon down his throat. The image of someone having a tampon down their throat makes me giggle pee. You can judge for yourself. I warn you, a Fergie yellow fountain might erupt.
http://www.dailymotion.com/videox6t70b40 seconds of a low quality clip of Britney’s new single, Womanizer, has just hit.Â
It’s amazing how excited people are getting over something very little. But it’s Britney, so it’s justified.
While I have no desire to watch the show Dirty Sexy Money, ABC have tried to suck me in by this promo (disguised as a music video of Lady GaGa’s Beautiful, Dirty, Rich). Lady GaGa is clearly a bigger name out of any actor from the “hit” show, with the exception of Lucy Liu who joined the cast this season as a guest star.
Will I be watching the second season of DSM? Possibly. If Lady GaGa was given a guest spot. Though the idea of having white, black, asian and tranny eye candy all in the one show, does make me want to give the show a go.
Beautiful, Dirty, Rich is available digitally from today in the US.
What was Alicia Keys thinking? And while I’m not a fan of the White Stripes, I think I’ve heard better from them. It’s sad that they’ve merged their voices together to make something really shit.
Judge for yourself.
Britney Spears’ new comeback single, Womanizer, has been pushed back a week for radio adds. According to allaccess.com, Womanizer will officially go for radio adds on October 7, the same day Beyonce, Rihanna and Kanye West have new singles being added to radio.
However, it is expected to be leaked before then, because let’s face it, Britney is the only one we care about.
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Our favourite cow, Mariah Carey, has revealed to Now magazine she has only ever read 1 book, The Bible. A book which every Sunday you can have someone read it to you, for free. Moomi is so blessed, I bet she likes the Last Supper part because she knows that will never happen to her.
The ‘Touch My Body’ singer - who married singer Nick Cannon earlier this year - admits she rarely has time to sit down and read, but always ensures she has time to read the holy book.
She said: “The only book I make time to read is the Bible.”
Well over the summer, the only thing she did was have her boyfriend’s penis dangling around her chicken wings. It’s called laziness Mimi.
[Source: New Idea]
Thanks to our newest addition to our staff, Korrgan, we are going to be able to cover new ground. Every Thursday you will be able to catch our review of new episodes of America’s Next Top Model.
If you want to see Tyra dribbling, yes dribbling, then click below to read Korrgan’s constipated review.
Heres a Greatest Hits of Hills parodies, since The Hills is so very very fresh and ripe for parodying, spoofing and general raping.
Heidi caption: Hyphy - did her hair just change?
To see loads more, jump the cut below!!
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