The new and overdue player photo for The View is out, and much like the PussyCat Dolls' Spectrum of Femininity, it plays as a kind of trickle-chart of fucking annoyingness from DANGEROUSLY ANNOYING (Hasslefuck) to PRETTY MUCH AS NOT ANNOYING AS YOU ARE GOING TO GET ON THIS SHOW (Whoopi)

Babwa and Hasslefuck probably have whitey white conservative tea parties. Whoopi pretty much disowned Sherri from the cool black lady clan when Sherri's ass didn't know if the world was round or not. Joy Behar is just wondering why the fuck she is surrounded by these women, she constantly has her PA wave a couple of hundred dollar bills just off camera to keep her ass from walking out there and then.

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You know what I'd say to Gwyneth Paltrow if i met her? I'd tell her to change her fucking name to Gwenyth so I could fucking spell it, then I'd high five her for calling her kids Apple and Moses and then i'd ask if she'd sign an autograph to see if her signature is boring enough to simply blend in with the paper itself.

Gwyneth Paltrow and world-renowned photographer Steven Klein hosted a benefit For Hamptons Amaryllis Farm Equine Rescue in New York on Saturday.

The 35-year-old actress has been helping AFER in their mission of saving horses. Since 2005, Amaryllis Farm Equine Rescue has saved 72 horses, mules, and donkeys primarily from abusive slaughter.

Duh of course she is saving horses, she is eyeing a role for Sex and the City 2 and she is getting mad notes slipped to her from Sarah Jessica Parker, Hilary Duff and Hilary Swank. Those bitches do NOT want to go the glue factory and can't obviously turn up at the event themselves for fear that people will connect the dots.

I wish someone would ask Sarah Jessica Parker on the red carpet what her feelings are about glue. I'm sure you'd see the fear of god in her horse eyes. She'd shit a brick and grab her assistant, that would be a spooked horse!

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Can jizz fuck up your brain? Probably, because Chace Crawford thinks that Gossip Girl is just a reflection of how life is for young people.

“I don’t actually think people give enough credit to teenagers who watch the show." He said. They’re not stupid, and it’s not like we’re making an instruction manual telling them how to drink and do drugs, or have sex. We’re just laying out how it is."

Well, the sheer fact that you require a single digit IQ to even know about The CW kind of contradicts the idea that Gossip Girl viewers are anything but as retarded as a three toed sloth. But what's really funny to me is that in Chace Crawford's beautifully groomed little twink head, he thinks Gossip Girl is "how it is" and that the show is just doing some kind of service to a generation by reflecting our society.

Well typically for drink i'll buy sub $1 cider and get tanked on a street corner, and if im lucky i'll get felt up when im passed out. For drugs i'll sniff traces of coke off of any $1 bills i can get from a corner store in a crackie area. And for the sex part, i'll do it on pretty much any tireswing i can find.

Can Chace Crawford please come down to my house, give me a handjob and then tell me how any of the above is similar to anything on Gossip Girl? The only thing i can relate to on Gossip Girl is that I take regular dumps and this show is a major piece of shit.

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Holy fuckboats, what is going on in Hollywood right now. Do NOT drink the kool aid.

Soul singer and arranger Isaac Hayes, who won Grammy awards and an Oscar for the theme from the 1971 action film "Shaft," has died, sheriff's officials in Memphis, Tennessee, reported Sunday.

Relatives found Hayes, 65, unconscious in his home next to a still-running treadmill, said Steve Shular, a spokesman for the Shelby County Sheriff's Department.

Paramedics attempted to revive him and took him to a hospital, where he was pronounced dead shortly after 2 p.m., the sheriff's department said.

No foul play is suspected, the agency said in a written statement.

I didn't know him, and to me he was simply Chef from South Park, but famous people dying is equally as sad as any ho dying.

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And in this instance that lesson is to turn off Melody's microphone.

I don't understand what is so difficult about just letting Nicole do the tranny growling for the whole pack? Melody should just do her job as token black chick and shut up!

I also want to express that I as a man will 

a) Never understand the ability of dancing in heels

b) Neva Forget!!!!1111

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Reports are flowing through that Bernie Mac (Ocean's Eleven et al, Guess Who?) has died.

Comedian Bernie Mac died at Northwestern Memorial hospital early Saturday morning, according to Sun-Times Columnist, Stella Foster. He was 50.

Though the cause of death has not been confirmed, Mac had been hospitalized recently for pneumonia. Foster said that she received calls early Saturday morning from a close friend of the Mac family, confirming the reports of Mac's death.

The columnist also said she was deeply saddened to receive such a phone call just an hour after Mac was pronounced dead.

"It brought tears to my eyes because Bernie Mac has always been my all-time favorite entertainer and comedian. It pains me to have to report that," Foster said during a phone interview on Saturday morning.

On Friday, a spokeswoman for the actor, whose real name is, Bernard McCullough, said that he had been responding well to treatment for the illness.

Publicist Danica Smith said Thursday in a statement that Mac's condition is ''stable.'' Smith first announced on August 1st that Mac was hospitalized in Chicago.

Smith has said the pneumonia isn't related to an inflammatory lung disease Mac also has. That condition has been in remission since 2005.

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Phoebe Price is dlisted.com's "Hot Babe" and there is no denying that Michael K's obessesion with her has made her into someone who is getting a lot more coverage than your average fucking insane fame obsessed seat-filler would.

She blatantly loves the attention. I think her schedule is this

6am: Wake up. Make mom get me starbucks
6.45am: Work out. Massage cheekbones into correct position.
8.30am: First google namesearch of the day. Visit Dlisted, PerezHilton, TMZ etc…
10am: If no fruitful coverage has been covered this week, call a press conference outside of Chanel.
11am: Have mom write press conference speech whilst I walk up and down all the hottest spots. Memo to self: Ivy will reject.
1pm: Press conference time. Try my best to read the letter without pausing or squinting at paper.
1.02pm - 1.08pm: Pose infront of Chanel.
2pm: Much overdue Google namesearch!!!!111!!!!
3pm: Call Paparazzi and let them know you will be going to the beach
4pm: Beach paparazzi opportunity
7pm: Rush home to google search myself again.
9pm: Send some demos out.
10pm: Google search again
11pm: Email photos of myself to lots of influential people.
12pm: Spend the next four hours begging party planners to have me
1am: Change Tampon. CHANGE TAMPON!!!!!!!

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Britney Spears and "Hot" haven't been words that have been seen together without their good friend "not" in quite some years. Anyway I have no idea what the fuck is going on here in these MTV promos for the new VMA's, but I gotta give Trailer Muffin mad props for actually working with MTV again after they let her publicly humiliate herself when she was mentally ill.

You know, im loving the whole Tyra Banks cameo. I wonder how many bitches she killed to get to be in Trailer Muffin's derriere. Expect an 9 part special of The Tyra Banks Show where she talks about how hard it is being a fat elephant lady and also discusses how she is basically a lot prettier than Britney Spears and drops in some story about how Britney asked her for spiritual guidance. Britney probably just said "Hey, you there, whurs the nearest Starbucks? I needs me a frap!"

Russell Brand is un-necessary and I wish MTV would stop trying to make him happen.  He probably cried himself to sleep with joy for being around Britney. I actually never thought i'd see the day where Britney would look even half like the woman she used to, but she is definitely looking like Britney of old now.

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Lady GaGa is giving the music industry a big enema with her new CD.  She made a mini-movie showcasing some of the songs from her new album, The Fame. 

Warning: contains some nudity. Nudity! OMG Show me titties!

A glorified music video or the marketing department at Interscope Records is on drugs? Either way, this album is looking like a party animals wet dream.

And yes, Lady GaGa is bisexual.

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There are things in life that can make you depressed about Hilary Duff's music career. We've had Hilary Duff Most Wanted, and now we have the Best of Hilary Duff. I've never heard a classic pony song in the last five years. Since masturbating with scorpions I think we all want Hilary Duff in our lives, but we also don't like it when people make fun of our friends.

The Best of Hilary Duff is available September 23.

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