Run bitches! Monique is going to eat your weaves for dessert!
Holy shit here is the most fantastic piece of video footage to hit the internet since Pumkin spat at New York.
A fight breaks out on charm school between Larissa and Shay about who's got more jizz holding their weaves on when Monique comes out of nowhere and basically tells them they are trash and that they are gonna get ate. Larissa, at this stage, with clear disregard for her own mortality, starts backtalking to Monique and Monique moves her train ass over in her direction. Lots of big dudes get on stage incase Monique eats another ho. (This is actually captioned: Mo's Security) and Monique continues to talk about being black as though it's some sort of visa to being better than the world as opposed to an excuse to wear tacky weaves! Oops that was a little racist but that's okay because I watched Live Earth so that makes up for it right?
Anyway after that Larissa's ginger whitie mother comes on stage and tells Monique she's a stupid whore. Monique then talks to her one on one, from "one black woman to another" even though Larissa's mom is clearly as pasty as Stephen Colbert. Hot. Larissa's white trash mom then shakes her head as Monique makes her Martin Luther Mark 2 speech. In which she asks if she can "love on you baby" because she's "40 years old". Monique is all kinds of crazy and it's no doubt because all that Häagen-Daz has gone to her head.
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Umm..
What WAS up with Larissa’s mother anyways?
Yeah….