What could fill the gap left by Nicole Richie and Paris Hilton on E! now their show has been cancelled? Well, two pieces of shit and 3 viewers would probably do it, but E! has decided to employ Kim Kardashian and her fat ass instead. Tracking indicates that Kim Kardashian's ass is at least 88% more popular than Nicole Richie and Paris Hilton combined, tracking also indicates that I really hate Justin Timberlake.

Ryan Cumcrust produces this high quality piece of entertainment, and the world is left wondering if E! can possibly throw any more money at a gay poodle. I say yes. I am told gay poodles are very popular these days.

The series will also feature Kardashian's mother Kris, stepfather Bruce Jenner, a former Olympian, her sisters Kourtney and Khloe and half-sisters Kylie and Kendall.

Kim, Khloe, Kris, Kylie and Kendall? Krispy Kreme is on the way no doubt!  By the way If someone doesn't make a reality show about a gay poodle now, then they've just missed a goldmine of opportunity. E! will say yes and The CW will show interest by default if it has a weave.

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