Breaking News: ABC employs first mentally retarded reporter.
July 26th, 2007
In a breakthrough step towards equality in the entertainment industry, ABCNews employed their first mentally retarded interviewer with Merry Miller. A spokesbitch for the network touted ABC as a true "equal opportunities" employer and insist that Miller's abilities to report and interview are not impaired significantly by her condition.
Merry Miller couldn't be reached for comment as she was too busy setting her farts on fire whilst giving head to a network head at ABC.
Best bit: someone losing their shit at the end when she says you can catch more on NBCNews.com, when the show is on ABC. Jesus.
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Wow. That was almost painful to watch.
Lol @ that shriek at the end after she says NBC.