Brett Rattners first blowjob was from a tranny.
August 6th, 2007Brett Rattner has revealed his first blowjob came from a tranny. This has nothing to do with the awful quality of his films. Or It could have everything to do with the awful quality of his films. I'll let you decide based upon your level of tranny-friendliness.
He tells Advocate magazine, "My first blow job was from a man, but I didn't know it was a man. That's where that comes from. It's based on personal experience. It happens to a lot of people.
"That happens to a lot of heterosexuals. You meet a girl in a bar and it turns out she's not a girl. I think a girl should tell you if she's a girl or a man - that way it's your preference. The reaction is "Oh, s**t!" if you're not gay, which is funny, I think."
Brett I can 100% relate buddy, I get blowjobs from trannies all the time and afterwards I'm like, hey, you have a dick! That's not fair man! And then I realize it's just Fergie. Brett Rattner is just an ordinary hetro guy who happened to get into a situation that all ordinary hetro guys get into! All of my buddies have been sucked off by trannys at least once. I mean, every bar I go to there's at least 5 trannys so it's really kind of a roulette of "am I or am I not going to feel a dick against my leg when we hit the next base in the bathroom?" .
Oh wait I'm lying. He's definitely a gay.
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