When Sausages Grow Legs!
MooMi is fat like a whale, but according to reports she has 16 foot legs! This would not surprise me considering her Adventures of Mimi Tour employed a full country of immigrant workers and all the wool in Mongolia just for her costumes. Just kidding, Mariah is glamorous and definitely does not resemble Jabba the Hut, and since she is such a giver, she’s donating 16 foot replicas of her legs, awarded “Legs of a Goddess” to Ebay for a charity bid.
There are few things I can think of that i’d like more than 16 foot replicas of Mariah Carey’s legs. You could put them in your front lawn if you were a hermit who hated people. That would be a Christmas that would just keep giving. I can’t say i’m comfortable with the idea of sausages growing legs though. That shit ain’t right! I’m sleeping with a spade under my pillow tonight.
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Bout time you decided to update the site bitch. Now swallow my cum.
The thighs are together though, thus greatly reducing the chance to sell them for a lot of money to Battlestar Galactica fans.