Aishwarya Rai, that's what. Aishwarya is taking the role of random hottie from Beyonce in this sequel to the surprisingly successful first piece of trash remake. Aishwarya is Bollywood's biggest female star who has recently been breaking into Hollywood too. She is also unbelievably gorgeous.

I suspect she was tricked into this by a handsome German man with a bagful of money. It was only after he removed his mask and showed himself to be Satan himself. There is no other explanation. Maybe Britney Spears is holding her ransom and demanding she do this movie or she will kill everyone she loves. Okayyyy so no more Alias boxsets for me then.

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