Dude in the back: HOLY CRAP. HOLY CRAP ITS JAMIE FREAKIN FOXX. HOLY FUCK SHIT. DAMN HOLD ON I'LL TAKE A PIC WITH MAH CELL.

Jamie Foxx: I don't know why no one realizes im totally wasted all the time. I really, really don't. I mean, fuck, i wouldn't shut up at the MTV awards and did no one see my dancing in that Kanye West video? Hell. I'm wasted right now. Woah i think im going to take a dump. Oh boy.

Dude in the back: CLEEEEEK. HAHAHA OMG I CAN'T BELIEVE IT. SHIT. NO ONE IS GOING TO BELIEVE THIS. GOD. THE BACK OF JAMIE FOXX'S HEAD. MY BOIS ARE GONNA FLIP! IMMA MMS ME THAT SHIZ PRONTO.

Jamie Foxx: I wonder how that girl did it on the Flavor of love. She just crapped herself, right? Or did she do it on the floor. Damn i think im turtling here. Oh. There we go. Now you've done it jackass. Sigh.

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