Vanessa Hudgens Plays With Fire
This is such a dramatic story with so much contoversy that I barely know where to start. How's about with Zac Efron. He's obviously homosexual. Flamingly so. I know this because all the tabloids say so, and we all know they can not tell a lie.
Well Zac is trying to save face to the teenage girls who for some unknown reason still find themselves watching Disney but are the main source of celebrity he's got. How does he do this? By denying it of course. Well he's obviously straight. Just look at Vanessa Hudgens, his hired girlfriend who's like hot and sexy and is completely in love with him during photo shoots. Frighteningly so.
Yes Zac. Of course we believe you. She must be your girlfriend. Unfortunately, Vanessa Hudgens, also believes this web of lies that he's been spinning. She even took nude photographs of herself and sent them to "her boyfriend" Zac via email (because we all know that's the safest way to send a file that could potentially destroy a career). How does Zac respond to the indecency of having to look at a female sporting her birthday suit?
Ew.No seriously ew. What the F** is this Shit? Wait that girl looks vaguely familiar north of the bush. Oh it's that girl. What's her name again? Oh right. Paid Girlfriend.
(if you look closely you can see a lightbulb light up almost as bright as his bleached teeth)
What if I sent this to Perez and pretended he hacked into my account? That would be instant hetero status. Zac Efron you are a genius.
Yes you are. now you should also be aware of the fact that you talk to yourself and about yourself in the third person but we don't have enough time to go there. We do however have just enough time to mention that Vanessa wasn't so pleased at the results of her trying to seduce him. Neither was Disney. She was canned shortly after the public exposure (yay puns) and will now sing as a background singer for Britney Spears or in the underground. Whichever one gets more viewers.
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she should get fired and dissed by zac!!!! she is so eww now!!!
i hate her!!! i looked up to her. why did she do it.
she was the best until this did this. i saw the pics and we are sad now. she used to be someone we looked up to. now me and tt look down at her!!!!:(
why v. we looked up to u now we look down!!!:(
u have to work this out. we love ya
vanessa hudgens is just a fucked up girl with no friends…ohhhh lookie here..im so beautiful….pshh yeah right..more like a slut
ckhe was kissing that girl named niki fat ass
i think that it was not vanessas foit becuse she did not do that thing so dont blame her you should blame the magasine writters for telling lies