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May 5th, 2007In a shocking twist of events where being a celebrity doesn’t mean you can circumvent the legal system, Paris Hilton was sentenced to 45 days in prison for violating her probation for being a skanky, drunken whore. CNN reports
LOS ANGELES, California (AP) — A judge sentenced Paris Hilton to 45 days in jail Friday for violating her probation, putting the brakes on the hotel heiress’ famous high life.
Hilton, who parlayed her name and relentless partying into worldwide notoriety, must go to jail on June 5 and she will be allowed no work release, no furloughs, no use of an alternative jail and no electronic monitoring in lieu of jail, Superior Court Judge Michael T. Sauer ruled after a hearing.
The heiress had arrived for the hearing 10 minutes late in the back of a black sport utility vehicle and swept into the Metropolitan Courthouse with several men in suits, ignoring screams of photographers lining the route into a rear entrance.
Wearing a gray jacket and white shirt over black slacks and with a black headband on, she said nothing and appeared serious.
She exited the courthouse in the same manner.
So finally thats one lest coke bumping prostitute on the street corners of L.A. Seriously though you know Paris Hilton’s cell will be a velvet clad boudoir with a plasma tv. They will hold the other bitches back but she will let the hot ones through because you know her lazy eye likes a little lady lump to feast on. Don’t be surprised when she releases a lesbian sex tape from Prison. Or when she gets beaten to a pulp by Bertha.
You know Lindsay Lohan is crying tears of joy right now, finally she’s the worlds #1 attention whore.
Prosecutors announced earlier they were asking the judge to sentence Hilton to 45 days in jail for violating the terms of her probation for an alcohol-related reckless driving conviction.
Prosecutors also were seeking to have Hilton ordered to avoid alcohol for 90 days, wear a monitoring device that would chart whether she complies, and have the suspension of her drivers license extended for an additional four months.
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