Tom Cruise has no idea why he’s clapping.
June 17th, 2007
Oh Tom, you don't know why your clapping. You don't even know why your there. Who the hell is that crazy orange alien next to you with the kid and the melon tits? You don't have a friggin clue do you!? All you know is that the clapping of the hands at the same time as everyone else is natural and is what normal people do. Katie knows, she seems to know better than you do at times, but thats okay because behind closed doors, Katie also knows…who the boss is! When your wearing those 12 inch booster platforms she can't say jack shit about you! So don't worry. You let her have her special time with the orange lady for now. You'll be able to show her what's what tonight when you make her watch Beaches again. Oh how you love Beaches so.
June 18th, 2007 at 12:46 pm
Fuck you Deli Llama.