Three step dancing is too much for Christina Aguilera

Where Britney Spears is concerned, the complexity of her slutty dancing is so great that things like, oh say, singing, take a firm backseat to the sight of Spear’s chest heaving and jiggling in various directions whilst just a trickle of sweat drops down over he nipple like the sweet, sweet nectar of the gods christening the head of a newborn child… However, where Christina Aguilera is concerned the most dancing she’s going to do is the dancing related to that burning sensation in her fishy and almost certainly red cooch, so it’s baffling that Aguilera would lip-sync her vocally driven set when she doesn’t even need to concentrate on being a dirty whore, like Spears does.

Related posts

• Britney returns to How I Met Your Mother. (2)
• Britney Spears confuses my eyes. (1)
• Britney’s Piece of Me Music Video. (0)
• Okay. Enough about Britney Spears. (5)
• Britney: Piece of Me vid was Piece of Shit. (0)