Heres the new promotional picture for The Spice Girls' comeback.

As you can see it's not sorted from top to bottom in order of hotness, talent or significance, but rather in order of who threatened to explode their fake tits first unless they got pride of place.

Posh is the Teri Hatcer of this group. Bitch is all pouting and shit and the rest are like god wtf dumb whore.
Mel B is definitely Marcia Cross you can hear her bitching about how Posh is getting all the attention in your heads and it feels so natural doesn't it? 
Ginger is Eva Longoria because slut loves the attention and is too in love with the camera to care about Posh, and is probably going to profit the most out of this somehow - maybe in semen.
Sporty is, unfortunately, Nicolette Sherridan. Even though Sporty is hotter than Nicolette Sherridan, you can't really make her Felicity Huffman, because that is definitely Baby. Sporty is actually more like Brenda Strong because being the dead desperate housewife is probably still less offensive than being Nicolette Sherridan.

This one time I went to send some mail at my local postbox and Nicolette Sherridan just comes jogging up to me and whips her dick out! I'm like NO THANK U and try to walk away politely but she's all insisting I touch it and feel what a real dick feels like. Crazy foofoo. 

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