Yes it's a little late, but who cares! Heres the most visible stars of June. Both tabloid stars and genuine stars are eligible.

1. PARIS HILTON (-)

Who? Obnoxious media socialite and bane of our existence.
Reason: Bitch went to jail, didn't she? Surprised her ass is still intact since you know a butch lesbian shoved a nailfile up in there.
Most Delicious Moment: Watching her and her unstable vagina break down in jail as she realized that people in jail don't get pedicures and cock facials and that jail isn't a fun sleepover party at all!

2. BRITNEY SPEARS (1)

Who? One time pop princess, now insane Michael Jackson mess. Britney makes us sad.
Reason: Brit Brit, in her infinite wisdom, is now claiming her meltdown was just her taking a possible movie role too seriously. She also is at war with her mother, whom she claims is crazy. That's right Britney, mom's the crazy one.
Most Delicious Moment: Watching her pull her tiny denim shorts out of her asscrack whilst she hands her mother a warning letter. She is just so classy and beautiful it brings a tear to my eye.

3. RIHANNA (-)

Who? Smokin hot Bajan singer with hit after hit tune delivered to her. Also known as Fiveheads.
Reason: Umbrella is poised to be the biggest hit of the year. Shut up & Drive gaining serious traction and her #1 album is a smash hit across the globe. The public is sure to get sick of her like they did with Beyonce and Britney in 5…4…3…
Hottest Moment: None really. She's quite boring actually.

 
4. KELLY CLARKSON (-)


Who? Everyones favourite American Idol. She has a beautiful voice and soul and that's all that matters people.
Reason: Her new album is causing controversy after her record label basically hated it. Then it debuted behind Hannah Montana in the charts. That's not very American Idol of her.
Hottest Moment: Watching her squeeze herself into odd corset things even though Kelly is not of small build!

5. SHIA LABEOUF (-)

 Who? A young actor who starred in Disturbia and Transformers. He actually does, you know, something to be famous.
Reason: Leading the biggest surprise hit of the year and starring in the biggest blockbuster of the summer season is pretty much good enough reason. He's whoring himself in every magazine that will take him.
Most Delicious Moment: Saying he wants to avoid being like Lindsay Lohan by cancelling any major 21st birthday party. Blissfully unaware that it takes more than a 21st Birthday Party to get you to where Lindsay Lohan's at. It takes a country supply of cocaine and White Oprah.

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