The Screen Actors Guild awards 2007
January 29th, 2007Some people won some awards, but what we are really interested in is who looked most like a tangerine.
Brenda Strong makes me wonder why I’m being subjected to so many hours of Teri Hatcher’s beat face and just a precious few minutes of hers.
Cate Blanchett is always impeccably dressed, but I think the fact that she is officially categorized as a robot may be the leading factor as to why she is always ignored on the red carpet.
Felicity Huffman is sporting the “Hey Kids! Moms done mourning now! Let’s steal some H’orderves and hit the Screen Actors Guild Awards!” look. Either that or she is trying to sell me funeral insurance. It’s all very suspicious. I can almost see tiny Christina Aguilera monsters dry humping the contents of her purse. Almost.
Heather Graham, I have someone on line one for you. Yeah, it’s just 1999 calling to say that we didn’t like you then either. Go away.
Helen Hunt is love. To not love Helen Hunt is to not love at all. She needs to be in more movies.
Helen Mirren kind of scares me. Not because shes old enough to be my grandmother and she still insists on making her boobs a prominent focal point of almost anything she wears, but because she seems to actually enjoy mustard coloured attrocities. I’d imagine the Helen Mirren Range looking a lot like a pantry.
Heres Mary Louise Parker after a brief respite from what appears to have been 13 years of necrosis. God bless her for trying but even a Fergie mask would be a godsend in this situation.
It’s amazing how quickly Rachel McAdams seems to have turned in to your rebellious 14 year old cousin, you know, the one who thinks that pink through her hair is actually radical and attractive, and no doubt she is pining over an ugly and inappropriate tat or piercing to rebel against her cushy and happy upbringing. Yes, Rachel McAdams, you channel that 14 year old annoyance - it’s a sure way to win over new fans! Rachel McAdams is accessorising her slutty McShortdress with Academy Award Nominee Ryan Gosling.
Reese Witherspoon can be seen here. She is standing. That is all.
June 21st, 2007 at 11:22 am
Mary Louise Parker? I think you mean Mary Tyler Moore!