The Defugging/Slutting of Jessica Simpson continues.
June 18th, 2007Everyone knows Jessica Simpson would go down on a chihuahua if it got her half as much coverage as a Lindsay Lohan trailer or a Britney Spears fart, but lately Jessica Simpson has stopped with the attention seeking whore act, put on a little meat and now she's looking healthy, breasty and less ugly than the stick insect she was becoming. There must be a motive.
Best of all she's not fucking it all up by wearing ugly designer couture every time she steps out of her house. She's actually dressing as though she is laid back and we all know that this is not the truth because that ho totally freaked every time John Mayer mentioned anything apart from her album or her tits. But the illusion of her being cool and normal is better than the reality of her being selfish and skanky. So lets roll with this and see where it takes us. I actually quite like this ho.
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June 27th, 2007 at 11:14 am
she is actually LOSING weight, not putting meat on.