The Beckhams have their tea and crumpets.
Heres pictures from Splash News of the Beckhams' welcoming partay. What kind of garish shit even is this? It was held in the Museum of Modern Art with a photocall for guests. Jesus christ people have you never heard of some wine, spice chicken and Norah Jones on your patio? Although these sluts have forgotten how to not seek attention so they have to be forgiven and/or bludgeoned.
Like it's not a coincidence that every couple who turned up to this event are supposed to be queers and dykes or at least half that way inclined is it? You know Becks tapped Tom from behind whilst Big Willy tickled his prostate. Gross but that shit should seriously be gay fiction because the gays would lap it up. We all know Jada and Katie like to bump minge too. Just kidding as Jada has a dick. I'd hit every single psychopath in that photo though.
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This is apparently Alyson Hannigan. First Anna Faris and now this ho, it's disappointing to me! She has dropped the ginger like Nicole Kidman and Lindsay Lohan. It's a well known fact that Hollywood is allergic to ginger people and therefore Alyson is clearly doing this, in conjunction with a series of handjobs and foot massages, to get roles. I can't believe the pressure those poor ginger creatures face in this day and age. I had a ginger pube once and I burned it off and bathed in bleach. Just kidding i think gingers are hot and Alyson should make the curtains match the drapes once again.
Eva Longoria is such a goddamn fame leach. This ho probably waits for Paris Hilton to step outside of her house then runs out of a bush and bum rushes the ho. Eva needs to realize the only skank we are going to still see from Desperate Housewives after the show finishes is Felicity Huffman since no one wants to employ Marcia Cross for some reason and Teri Hatcher will be selling chemical peels and face masks on Home Shopping.
Ashton indulged in a little m2m action too judging from recent wordage.
I don't trust these two at all since Jim Carrey is the most insane and boring man alive and Jenny McCarthy is a giant big slut.
Posh is loving all the attention and shit and Beckham can't wait to strip off Tommy boy. It's all so wrong this gay Hollywood incest.
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