Teri Hatcher has my permission to kill Eva Longoria.
November 11th, 2007
Teri Hatchettface is a scary hallows eve delight, but that doesn't mean she deserves to get excluded from a list of "BBFS" from The Amazing Latina Hamster in Elle magazine.
"Flick and I live down the street from each other. When Tony [Parker] is in town, Marcia and I get together with our husbands - those two are big basketball fans, and Nicollette and I go shopping all the time. They are a great group of girls. And some of us are really close."
Hatchettface told the Writers Guild strikers to lay off when Longoria got abused for giving them pizza and then buggering off to work. The Amazing Latina Hamster only brought Pizza for the paps! Hatchettface could lay down the law for that ho-ho!
Damn straight if i were working on DH i wouldn't want to waste my time with Latina Hamster. I mean after having sex during filming of the pilot what else would there be to do?
Teri needs to knock her off quietly and replace her with Eva Mendes. No one would be able to tell the difference if Eva Mendes wasn't so proud of being latina.
Latina Hamster treats Latina like a plague which must be bleached out and denied and anyone who acknowledges her as latina will not only hear her entire family tree and how not-latina it is, but will also be slapped with a lawsuit for racial discrimination against whites. Shes not cool that way.
December 24th, 2007 at 6:58 am
I’m still waiting to see them go head to head against the Spicegirls in an all star celebrity bitch match.