So Megan Fox is a bitch, right?

June 22nd, 2007

Megan Fox scares me becaue she talks about sex too much. She is like this scary sexual predator woman who would be sexier if she wasn't a natural born dimestore hooker. That said, Megan Fox is pretty in the all over. She is kind of like Fergie if Fergie had a nice face and was a bitch. But Fergie is a beautiful soul so Megan Fox and Fergie really aren't all that similar at all. I wonder if Megan Fox and Fergie have considered a tea party together. I'd imagine Megan Fox's sexually dirty mouth would shock Fergie into drop kicking her ontop of a chocolate eclaire. God Fergie actually does stand for all that is good in the world. I love you Fergie. Like Megan Fox is just one of those chicks who you know is a bitch.

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Okay even if she is basically the Species chick i'd still do her. I'd risk a little alien insemination for this chick. 

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One Response to “So Megan Fox is a bitch, right?”

  1. Dalida Says:

    Yes, she is one
    she’s sooo fake
    she wants to be Angie, but she’ll never be
    :D

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