Smoked Sausage!
August 30th, 2007 
Mimi has revealed she likes to spend three hours sleeping in a steam room every night. She has to lock her dog away at this time, because the smell of smoked sausage is so appealing that Jack tries to devour her whole.
She said: “It’s for my throat. Sleeping in there will make my voice better because of the steam. Luther Vandross was actually the one who told me aboutthe humidity being helpful for the voice.” However, Mariah moves to her normal bed when the searing sauna temperatures get too much.
That lazy salami also revealed she likes to sleep 15 hours a night to have her voice singing like it should. She is so fabulous! Who the hell can sleep 15 hours? I guess when your the Queen of all the Butterflies, working out on your thigh-master in your heels whilst having a team of illegally imported Asian midgets fan you can be quite exhausting and definitely merits 15 hours of sleep. I bet she wakes up with major MORNING WOOD though.
Does sleeping in a steam room clear your throat of jizz? Paris Hilton needs to hook herself up with that shit if it does. Coughing up jizz at The Ivy is quite uncouth. Trust me.
September 14th, 2007 at 9:55 am
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