Since when did we start liking Hayden Panettiere

GQ magazine says she's the obsession for the year. How so? Point me in the right direction. I don't feel hard in the pants, something must be wrong here. The only thing I find interesting is that she would be a perfect replacement for one of Santa's reindeers. Who needs Vixen, when an Italian bread roll sounds better.

This 18-year old in the past month has stated she wants lesbian romps with Angelina Jolie, has a thing for the environment (which is so 2006) and now she thinks she will never have a public meltdown, and I dye my pubes every winter, because an 18 year-old dating a 30 year-old doesn't bring up daddy issues.

I like to think the Heroes star is a figment of my imagination because I don't think GQ magazine actually put any effort in. Um hello, Amy Adams.

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