Sidekick: The new phone for the fame starved lesbohooker in all of us.
April 14th, 2007You know when you do a big launch event for your shiny new product? Well here is kind of an order of excellence in terms of who shows up. Someone at T-Mobile got their asses fired for THIS event.
We are Going to sell Shitloads of this thing!
Britney Spears, Reese Witherspoon, Tom Cruise, Nicole Kidman, Brangelina, Jennifer Lopez, Garfleck
Well, It’ll make the papers!
Salma Hayek, Hugh Grant, Any Desperate Housewife, Christina Aguilera, Justin Timberlake, Mariah Carey, Any Last-Season American Idol
Okay so maybe we’ll have to take out a few print ads...
Paris Hilton, Lindsay Lohan, Hilary Duff, Jessica Simpson, any other tabloidy whore.
Might as well give this shit away to tramps now...
Oh hi there, Jenna Jameson! What’s that, you endorse T-Mobile Sidekick? Wow! This must mean that I too can be a loose and aesthetically unappealing whore if I own a sidekick! I hope the organizers kept the sidekicks away from her vagina because you know it’d help itself to that shit so it could sms all it’s buddies and tell them about its horrible vaginoplasty experience!
Oh hi there, Paris Hilton’s friend called Kim who made a sex tape! Whats that, you also endorse the T-Mobile Sidekick? WOW! This phone must be the pinnacle of class and style. By the way, Kim, thanks for the crabs! They feel sensational!
Oh hi there, Michelle Rodriguez! How’s life been since Lost bitch? Oh whats that, your a lesbian now? Wow I could have never told, always thought you were a dude! lol my bad. So i guess not only is the sidekick the phone of choice for flumpybaginad hookers, but it is also the phone of choice for criminal lesbians! Wow, such wide appeal! So wide that Haylie Duffs nose is sure to already have one!
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