She needs horse shoes!
Sarah Jessica Parker channels crazy Ed horse here in a mind blowingly terrible advert for her new perfume, covet. She basically acts like a crazy horse and kicks her hooves into a window through the whole advert. They cut the part where she gets through the glass and nibbles up all the sugar cubes. Bitch isn't after the peepee smelling perfume, she wants sugarcubes and she wants lots of em!
Much like Hilary Duff, SJP will always be a horse!
Thanks to ONTD for bringing this to attention. Hot site.
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