When Mariah Carey isn’t around I feel like a lost puppy. So thank the god in heaven that she has returned to us and is still the same crazy ass skank she was when she left. She is seriously an angel sent from the place where all things begin.

You know that she called the paparazzi over for this shit. She totally practiced this walk infront of her mirror last night. Then afterwards she took a dump in her fridge and started singing Katherine McPhee songs certain that Katherine McPhee is her. When she looks in the mirror thats what she sees, true fact. If anyone has the heart to tell her she looks more like Coco the Clown than Katherine McPhee then can you please video her reaction and put it on youtube?

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