Self Important Hamster!
December 21st, 2007Eva Longoria decided her name wasn't long or non-latina enough, and so she has now changed it to Eva Longoria-Parker. This, however, does not mean her movies are going to do any better. They are still going to suck rabbits ass and tank at the box office, but I guess it has the advantage of fooling country clubs into thinking she's just a really posh white lady. Leafy links is in your sights, Hamster!
December 22nd, 2007 at 5:24 am
After they divorce, and she finds out that her husband slept with everyone from their dog walker to the her sister, she’ll regret having added his last name to hers. Cannot wait.