Scarlett Johansson’s new movie is dog shit.
April 2nd, 2007
Scarlett Johansson’s new movie, “The Nanny Diaries” has been moved from typical comedy month April back to September, which, well, has not such a great record really.
IMDB: The release date of Hollywood actress Scarlett Johansson’s new movie has been delayed for five months, in order to stand a better chance for next year’s awards ceremonies. The Nanny Diaries - an adaptation of the best-selling novel by Emma McLaughlin and Nicola Kraus - stars Johansson alongside Laura Linney and Chris Evans; the comedy was originally due for release later this month. But production bosses have now pushed back the film’s release to September, in the hope that it will benefit come awards time from better scheduling. A source tells PageSix, “It’s better for awards consideration. This is a better plan.
The Nanny Diaries getting an award nomination is about as likely as Tara Reid starring in something which actually screens in theater’s which don’t smell of cum and ass and placenta. That being not very likely at all. It’s widely known fact that only the very best of movies get released during September though, such as Nick Cannon’s epic smash Underclassman. In short, Scarlett Johansson’s new movie is a pile of shit and no one wants to see her do anything other than maybe get naked for an hour or so, and certainly the appeal of Chris Evans doing anything other than wearing skintight lycra is limited at best.
Heres a better movie. Scarlett Johansson and Chris Evans have a big threesome sexparty with me in which they fight over my loving with water hoses, and, at some point, skintight lycra may or may not be involved. Jennifer Garner has a short cameo as balltickler #3 and she brings Ben along just because someone has to hold her jacket. Was that visual too much for you? LOL of course it isn’t you’ve already endured the sight of Fergie so you can handle a little balltickling threesome.
September 5th, 2007 at 7:12 pm
You know, I really love the profanity. It creates this cement around your opinion without actually providing any arguable points or suporting evidence. Isn’t it refreshing to see someone airing out their sarcastic, underdeveloped, negative thoughts on the internet. Oh, wait. Not.
Otherwise, I did enjoy the visuals. And the woman conceited enough to put out a song entitled “Fergalicious” must be a ho-bag.
Yours Truly,
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