Scarlett Johansson is irritating.
I know the world is entirely dedicated to calling Scarlett Johansson the most beautiful creature alive but I would like to take a moment and chime in on the girl. Now I liked Lost in Translation but I have to say that Scarlet Johansson totally seems like the kind of girl who would laugh in your face and quote a book if you hit on her in a bar. Most girls do laugh in my face but that’s because my best pick up line consists of me whipping out Mr Tickles for them, and at the end of the night i get to sleep with whoever doesn’t laugh and walk away..or whoever wasn’t watching their drinks closely enough.
She aint ugly but she is not the hottest bitch living! I’m sorry, biased magazines, but there are much hotter sluts out there. In addition to the wrong and constant praise of Scarlett for being beautiful and amazing and perfect, there is also her incessant Beyonce-esque need to saturate all. She stars in those annoying L’oreal commercials or whatever god-damn toxic shit it is she advertises, and i seriously just want to punch her smug face for them…After having sex with it obviously. An endearing and inoffensive Jennifer Aniston she just aint!
Now she’s in that crappy ass Justin Timberlake video in which she pretty much plays the girl we all know she truly is…a crazy selfish sex mad slutttt! It’s annoying, her acting sucks in it and Scarlett Johansson is about 50 times more annoying now just because she’s been around Justin Timberlake for any length of time. I bet her and JT just sit in the VIP lounge of some sad club together and laugh at all the common people.
And if her annoyingness in the realm of film, tv and music video wasn’t enough, she’s now announced she’s recording an album. Now i’ve heard the girl sing and she can really fucking sing, but I don’t care! I am not going to buy your trash until you stop acting like I owe you something, Ho! Cease and desist!
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If you really find Scarlett that irritating, you may want to consider sentencing her to life imprisonment on Kriss Akabusi island. I sure a suitable punishment for her can be devised. See http://waynesaggers.com/?p=101 for details
Which Comic shop do you own Deli Llama ? Looser!
she is not the hottest girl on earth nor the most beautiful.. for sure! and i have heard her voice, she can’t sing!!