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Rihanna is thick as a Mariah Carey sausage!

August 26th, 2007

Rihanna is pretty sexy for a Triceratops, but she sure is a dumbass ho! Rihanna is in UK promoting the hot album Good Girl Gone Bad. Everything was going well until she decided to insert her generic rant about how she loves the country she is currently selling records in.

“I love Britain, especially London because you can get great West Indian food. The fans are great here, they’re incredibly loyal. It’s like being in Europe, but everyone speaks English.”

Bitch it IS Europe! Jesus! I bet when she goes to Japan she's all like "It's like being in Asia, but everyone speaks crazy!" and maybe she'd mix it up with a little bit of "Chi-Chong Chi Chong" inspired by Rosie O, that'd be sure to win the Japanese hearts.

This reminds me of the time Nelly Furtado made a webcast from Glasgow in which she couldn't pronounce Glasgow and did an English accent when she pretended to be Scottish.

Or the time when Christina Aguilera presented the MTV Awards in Edinburgh and claimed she was called "Radge wee midden" in the street, which she was told meant "Sexy little lady" when in fact it actually means dirty skanky tramp whore.

I'm sure Britney Spears has said stupider things. But I mean that's like opening a pandora's box of stupid so I wont go there. But why are celebrities so fucking stupid when it comes to geography? You'd give some slack if it was like Brunei and they were all ignorant and shit, because no one knows shit about Brunei, but UK? Europe? Damn America's education system is serious suckage!