Pete gave them all handjobs!
Fall Out Boy have spoken out about their SHOCKING HORRIFYING EXPERIENCE in Africa where they were held at ransom for money. Unfortunately, Pete Wentz survived, and typically enough is now talking about his traumatic African experience.
Bandmember Pete Wentz says, "There was one moment when I really feared for our lives. We were riding motorcycles and these local guys used barricades to lock us in this little patch of ground. They saw that we were American and thought that we should give them money for being on their ground. When they locked us in, I actually thought, 'We're going to die, right now.' Luckily we had our guide Kenny to bail us out and pay them off but that was really, really terrifying, living through something like that. It was a real Hotel Rwanda moment. The whole experience brought our band closer together and that's a great thing."
A real Hotel Rwanada moment. Oh yes, I can definitely see how Fall Out Boy being asked to give a small fraction of their underserved fortune to angry, poor African people is the same as a Don Cheadle movie about a mass genocide! Pete tinkled in his pants then went down on them all, they couldn't wait to get them a piece of the pretty American chick in the back! This is truth and is only printed on the internet. Pete just introduced a new STD to Africa.
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Pete only messes around with guys above the waist. maybe he just licked their nipples or tongue kissed them.