Paris Hilton’s big fake titties.
April 1st, 2007
Paris Hilton’s Big Fake Titties have been the talk of the town this week giving both her flumpy vagina and her venereal diseases a welcome vacation from the headlines.
Rumour has it that her vagina is demanding a six figure salary bump to return for another season of screwing, and Paris is understandably in a weak position to bargain with her vagina considering no other vagina on earth is brave enough to take that position.
And whilst I say her tits are the talk of the town, what i really mean is they are the talk of the seven heavily retarded people who control the world’s media..and seven handjobs a day to Paris Hilton is like seven cakes a day to Rosie O.
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Her small titties were fuckin better
look those titties are ugly!!!
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Hahaha, Atleast she HAS boobs now. Even though she stole looks like a Twelve-year old crack addict who was pulled outta a dumpster.
She is better with boobs than with no boobs at all. Now you can stuff a dick in there without worry. I wish she had done this sooner.