Old Horse!

December 24th, 2007

sjpsmall.jpgSarah Jessica Parker has revealed that she is "too old" to keep up with high fashion now, because she is 42 and so she wears flipflops to the mall.

Actress Sarah Jessica Parker is "too old" to suffer for fashion - and no longer attempts to keep up with her Sex And The City-dictated high-fashion wardrobe. The 42-year-old, who is currently filming the big-screen adaptation of the hit TV show, admits she's nothing like her alter ego Carrie Bradshaw, and isn't afraid to embrace casual clothing. She says, "Often, I'll go to the market and women will say, 'Let me see your shoes.' And then I show them I'm wearing flip-flops. I say, 'I'm old now. I can't run around in heels when I go to the market for my son's yogurt."

Bitch, people want to see your shoes so they can measure your breeds calibre not so they can see some shiny stilettos. Maybe it's time to retire you if you feel so old at 42. Thats 294 in horse years by the way. Time to send SJP off to the glue factory! Maybe I can stick paper dolls together with her essence in years to come!

I actually bought COVET for a mortal enemy as a Christmas present and expect to see her name in the Passed Away section of my local paper next Tuesday. Can't wait to spit on that bitches grave! Thanks SJP!

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2 Responses to “Old Horse!”

  1. Arundhati Says:
    December 25th, 2007 at 9:25 pm

    I was linked here from Oh No They Didn’t (http://community.livejournal.com/ohnotheydidnt/) and while I won’t deny that we’re all gigantic bitches there, at least we don’t try this hard to get laughs by being this fucking mean. I mean damn, SJP is a sweetheart compared to most of the pieces of shit that Hollywood produces nowadays, and picking on her is like kicking a retarded puppy ):

    So please get the fuck over yourself bb, I’m sure you’re nothing great to look at either and you’re failing pretty hard at being ~fierce~. Leave that shit to the professionals.

    Merry Xmas bitch.

  2. Deli Llama Says:
    December 25th, 2007 at 9:34 pm

    Damn, And being “fierce” is all i wanted for Christmas!
    Oh well. Better luck next year.

    I’ll still enjoy calling her a horse then FYI.
    And despite all this, ONTD is a fabulous website.

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