Elle McPherson’s ugly bush grew a stick and hit her.
July 9th, 2007
I was innocently looking across important non-pornographic documents on my computer and this image popped up out of nowhere. I have no idea how it go there but all I know is it Elle McPherson looking hella tall and hella fug. I guess God wanted me to find this, maybe to fix it or something. I dunno how to fix this though god, except with maybe some play dough and some duck fat. I have an idea but I doubt it'll work and it involves Nikki Blonksy and the Marrisa Jaret Winokur. I shall call them and see if they are free God, it's for a good cause after all.
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rotflmao. hella fug indeed!
COME ON GUYS WHAT DO YOU EXPECT SHE’S HEAPS OLD….AND YET SHE IS STILL HOT SO ALL OF YOU JUST SHUTUP COZ YOU ALL WISH YOU COULD LOOK LIKE HER WHEN YOUR HER AGE AND SHE HAS THE HOTTEST BODY IN LIKE THE WHOLE WORLD SO SHUTUP!
AND PLEASE NAME THIS ARTICLE SOMETHING ELSE BECAUSE WHEN I FIRST READ IT I FREAKED OUT…LIKE WHAT THE HELLL….’ELLE MCPHERSONS UGLY BUSH GREW’ COME ON GUYS LIKE EEWWW YOU HAVE DIRTY MINDS!